Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Fug Nuts Triumph in Seven!

Buster Gunns - Cobb Times Herald

The Fargo Fug Nuts capped a thrilling seven game world series with a close 3-1 victory over the Anaheim Sharks. World Series MVP Corey Green hit a two run homer in the first and the Fug Nuts pitching staff was able to hold on for the win. It was truly a matchup of the two best teams, with 110 win Fargo representing the NL and 112 win Anaheim from the AL. In th end the close series came down to a few clutch hits and some solid bullpen work for the Fug Nuts.

Fug Nuts GM Mr. B.S. Ploppie was ecstatic about winning his first World Series championship, and bringing the trophy back to the NL. "I'll be taking the trophy around to all of the NL cities in an effort to pump up the rest of the NL owners . I want to keep the trophy in the NL. The AL had it for too long, now it's our turn to hold on to it for a while," said mrploppie.

Ever classy Sharks GM brianfurnish congratulated mrploppie on a great series and season, as the two teams were well matched.

The Mayor of Fargo was also thrilled with the victory, saying, "I am excited and thrilled for the Fargo Fug Nuts. They have worked hard all year to achieve their goal, and for that the city of Fargo salutes them." He continued, "I am also extremely glad to have something to associate our great city with other than woodchippers and silly accents."

After being named MVP, Corey Green said, "I'm going to Disneyland!" Fug Nuts GM Ploppie upped the ante by saying that, "After winning the series I'll send my players to any land they want to go. Disneyland, Thailand, Swaziland, McDonalds Playland, I don't care! They earned it!"

A tickertape parade will be held in downtown Fargo on Saturday to celebrate the series victory.

1 comment:

mrploppie said...

These greedy bastards are all going to want raises after FINALLY winning a World Series. Everyone is available for trade !! (Which is different from my normal way of running my team -HOW?)