Buster Gunns - Cobb Times Herald
In an announcement that came as a shock to absolutely nobody, Charlotte Dogs manager The__Kid held a press conference to announce the beginning of coach hiring. The__Kid exclaimed, "I love coach hiring! I look forward to it every year, it's like Christmas times ten baby!" He went on to present a powerpoint program detailing his plan to dominate all phases of coach hiring. The highlight was when the Dogs faithful were able to see the $20 million allocated to signing the best and the brightest coaches available. "We may not dominate every aspect of the game, but by George, we are going to dominate coach hiring and I have ensure that the Dogs have the funds to do just that," explained a confident The__Kid. Fans of the Dogs are hoping that the domination of coach hiring can carry over into the regular season against their division rivals in the AL South.